It’s been a while since I made an entry revolving around Team Dumb and Dumber Clown Mgt 101. In fact, you have to go all the way back to the old Isiah Thomas Days when there was no hope.

Now, here we are all these months later a day before the “much anticipated” season home opener versus the lowly Heat. Already the preposterous Knick Propaganda has begun to become irksome with new coach Mike D’Antoni’s “We’re gonna be exciting,” mantra of basketball on deck under GM Donnie Walsh.

How many times do Knick fans get to be the Halloween version of a donkey? Why not ask Team Mgt leader James Dolan, who apparently is still making the final call on roster moves.

How else can you explain the unfathomable release of Patrick Ewing, Jr. while Anthony Roberson makes the roster as the Knicks 9,000th SG. Alright. Maybe that’s a tad overboard. But come on. It was bad enough Walsh gave away Renaldo Balkman to the Rockets in the offseason.

In Patrick Ewing’s son, they had an athletic versatile forward who could come off the bench and provide energy on both ends including the one word which never enters D’Antoni’s dictionary. That would be the one which wins in this league though if you informed Dumb and Dumber Clown Mgt 101, they’d probably stare at you in disbelief.

So, I’ll say it nice and slow:

D———————-e———–fe—————–nsssssseeeeee!!!!!

So there you have it. More proof that the New York Knicks basketball universe is unlike any of the other 29 franchises. Well, let me take that back. You can’t count the Bobcats who are run by the world’s greatest player and now worst basketball mind. You know him as Air Jordan. Btw…wonder how Larry Brown feels about his roster after going 0 for the preseason. That’s right. They lost all eight exhibition games. Think the man who never saw a dollar he didn’t like wishes he’d stayed here? Did we just say that?!?!?!?!?!

Whoever says it can’t get any worse obviously never saw the Detroit Lions, Kansas City Chiefs or Kansas City Royals.

As the Knicks do prepare for another waste of a season in which they’ll score more under D’Antoni but won’t win much, just remember that to make room for no Ewing, Jr.- a player who worked as hard as anyone to get a shot improving at Georgetown- Eddy “Fat Albert” Curry’s still on the roster eating his way into oblivion with God knows what diseases. There’s no telling what will happen next. He already broke a medicine ball just from sitting on it. So, what’s next to get victimized? A bicycle.

If it weren’t bad enough that Fat Albert has already lost D’Antoni’s trust and that’s awfully hard to accomplish considering how likable and positive the former Sun coach is, just remember this.

Jerome James still exists on the Knick roster.

That’s the No.1 reason Ewing, Jr. didn’t stay. Because Clown Mgt 101 Boss Dolan barked out the orders to keep the scrub so he could get paid out in full for the two minutes he gives every now and then before transferring into his normal street atire when his knees act up.

So, what is there to get excited for? This team is again headed nowhere with zero direction despite promo after promo emphasizing otherwise that they’re going to give back to New Yorkers everywhere who deserve better.

Game One hasn’t even tipped off yet and already Joe Benigno is rooting for the Lottery and the fat lady has begun warming up.

Let the countdown begin!