Just when you thought it couldn’t possibly get anymore humiliating to be a Knicks fan, it did during last night’s blowout 119-92 loss at The Garden to the Pacers.

I didn’t catch this one as I wisely had fallen asleep only to wake up and have my close pal message me online about the latest debacle against an average team in a weak East.

Just what is Isiah Thomas smiling about here:

  Nevermind. There can only be so many thought$ as to how this clown who destroyed the CBA and everything else one of the NBA’s 50 greatest former stars came into touch with.

Good god. When is David Stern finally going to step up and do something about the disgrace that calls itself a pro sports franchise on 7th Avenue and 33rd at Penn Plaza by Penn Station?!?!?!?!?!

Haven’t hoop fans suffered enough in this city? This franchise hasn’t won an NBA title since 1972 and now that feels like a century ago. Especially when you look at the current disgusting state this team is in thanks to the real life version of Dumb and Dumber. Do I even have to specify here?

Dolan and Isiah make Harry and Lloyd look like geniuses who aced all their classes and scored perfect 1600’s on their SATS.

So what did I miss? Somehow, the Knicks allowed Mike “freaking” Dunleavy to chew them up and spit them out for 22 of his career best 36 in the third quarter.

You know, they only allowed 66 second half points after trailing 53-46 at the half. 

Afterwards, Lord Isiah was fuming:

“As a coach, you bring certain things to the table, but our collective energy, our collective heart, our collective toughness, we say the right things but we don’t gut it out for 48 minutes,” Thomas indicated to the Associated Press.

“We don’t grind and we don’t compete like we should for 48 minutes and I’ve never … a lot of things that can be said about me and teams that I’ve coached and the way I played, but I’ve never been accused of not having heart or competing. Tonight was very discouraging to me because we didn’t collectively play with heart and compete like I know I do.”

“I can give you a lot of things, but I can’t give you pride and heart,” he added. “A certain amount of that, the team collectively as players got to bring that to the court every night.”

Jason Kidd and the Nets are probably pondering how they actually could’ve lost to this laughingstock. 

Funniest most bizarre comment from former student Jermaine O’Neal about his ex-coach:

“My heart goes out to Isiah, because I know him personally. Isiah’s like a father to me and I know the type of competitive nature he has and the effort that’s out there, and it’s tough to see. It’s tough to hear the crowd say fire him.”

You really can’t make this stuff up.

So here’s a little poem I wrote from scratch a little while ago about the joke known as Knickerbocker basketball.

“Only in Knicks Land” 

by Derek Felix

A team without heart or desire
Which should be burnt into a fire
Selfish players and a moron boss
Who make fans yell after every loss

Embarrassing, appalling in every way
Yeah that’s Isiah all night and day
The phoniest grin you ever saw
Which breaks every basketball law

Creating misery for all who still flip on a game
Wondering what they did or if they’re really insane
Ah but it can’t get any worse or so we think
Until you see Isiah’s lover Dolan laugh and wink

The dumbest CEO who ever walked the earth
How could anyone create this joke giving birth
Whose sig phrase is duuuuuuuh uhhh as he stands aloof
Good god he is in a 2nd rate jazz band what a doof

It’s been too long since we had a good team to root for
With players who cared oh knock knock knockin on heaven’s door
Instead we watch with our eyes half closed in utter shame
At the pathetic display which is Knicks basketball where it always rains